Movie Night

A few nights ago Jedi and I were watching the (really terrible) remake of The Three Musketeers.  In the film d'Artagnan undertakes a heroic and perilous journey (spies, swordfights, flying zepplin-like ships(!?! WTF)) for the love of a comely maiden.

I turned to Jedi and asked, "Would you do all of that to win my love?"

He responded, "Yes... And I would die in the process."

I didn't mean it THAT way...!

I walk past Jedi who is naked in my bed. I smile at him. He's so damned good looking.

I say, "Your penis is so cute." I go to give him a hug.

He rolls away from me and says, "You really hurt my feelings!"

I start laughing uncontrollably.

He says, "That's not helping!!!

I'm still laughing.

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Edit: For the record, it *IS* cute, and I also am very well satisfied.
{insert salacious, eyebrow-wagging emoticon here}