I give him a call. He says "My friends and I are going out for drinks, you're welcome to join us, and after that we're going to [local nightclub]."
I reply, "Thanks, but [local nightclub] isn't really my scene."
He says, "The guys and I are really excited about it because they're filming Girls Gone Wild there this weekend! If you pay $15 you get to be the guy who pours water on the girls for the wet t-shirt contest! Whoo- hoo! We're all psyched."
Dead silence on my end.
Then. "Are you serious? That's totally degrading."
He laughs, "Yeah, it's really sleezy, but it's fun."
Me- "What on earth would your mother think? And if I meet her in a few weeks, should I mention it?"
Him- "What's your problem? It's all in good fun. Why don't you get off your high horse? When did you get to be such a killjoy?"
Me- "Have we met? how is this different from any other views I've ever expressed? Go. Have fun." Click.
Aaaaannnnndddd.... That was the end of our conversation.