I didn't mean it THAT way...!

I walk past Jedi who is naked in my bed. I smile at him. He's so damned good looking.

I say, "Your penis is so cute." I go to give him a hug.

He rolls away from me and says, "You really hurt my feelings!"

I start laughing uncontrollably.

He says, "That's not helping!!!

I'm still laughing.

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Edit: For the record, it *IS* cute, and I also am very well satisfied.
{insert salacious, eyebrow-wagging emoticon here}