Thursday, September 29, 2011

My Blind Husband

My husband is blind, I think. That's the only explanation that I can come up with. I may have mentioned that I am of the-- um-- rotund -type body shape.  I wear a size 22... (not something I'm thrilled with, but I've learned to work it, I think.)

My darling Jedi (Who wants to go as Anakin Skywalker for Halloween, naturally) would like me to go as Padme Amidala and wear THIS as my Halloween costume:


Bwahahaha!

Ahem.

Bwahahaha!

Ok, so, it's adorable that he thinks I can wear that, right? I mean, I love that he thinks I'm totally hot.  However, I'm also pretty sure that this proves he is blind. 

Bwahahaha!


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