Start 'em with low expectations...

"Its late and I'm tired, ready to go to bed after a long day of work. I was about to shut the computer down when I saw you. You have a pretty smils, nice teeth, and beautiful eyes. Me, I work alot, almost to a fault. I don't always return calls on time. But other than that I'm a pretty good guy. So I'm about to go to bed, but would absolutely love to hear from you. -- [Redacted]"