From my friend "D"--
I went on plentyoffish.com, thinking I would try a free site first, and replied to one of the few reasonable guy's ads my town of 10,000. Here is his reply:
i love football but im not into fantise football,what are ur likes and dislikesim 6f2in,240pounds,brown hair,blue eyes,wear glasses,i have a 9yearold daughter,what teams do u like in football? talk to u later
If you can't form a full sentence, shouldn't you be disqualified? He probably grunts instead of talks. By the way, EVERY SINGLE guy up here likes the "outdoors, hunting and fishing." UGH.