Here are some reasons why you might be single courtesy of Time Out New York!
(Ummm... yes, in the interest of full disclosure one (or more!) of these things apply to me, and I know it. I'll let you guess which ones they are...!)
Also, Feel free to add your own reasons in the comments section!
REASONS YOU'RE SINGLE:
Because you’re desperate
Because you’re afraid of commitment
Because you love the sound of your voice
Because you’re too shy
Because you’re too controlling
Because you’re cheap
Because you just got dumped and have pledged never to love again
Because you have too many roommates
Because you’re allergic to everything
Because you’re overweight
Because you’re obsessed with your pet
Because you only speak in catchphrases
Because you have bad breath
Because you’re a straight woman who only goes out with her gay friends
Because you’re a gay man who only goes out with his straight friends
Because you can’t get over your ex
Because your voice could cut glass
Because you have no style
Because you’re a gal who can’t stop dating musicians
Because you only like people who don’t like you
Because you’re in love with yourself
Because you’re secretly gay
Because you work till all hours
Because you’re a guy who’s too nice
Because you party too much
Because you don’t drink
Because You drink too much
Because you’re ugly
Because you’re too pretty
Because you blog about everything
Because you have a kid
Because you’re a short and skinny guy
Because you look like the Gotti kids
Because you’re addicted to sex
Because you hate yourself
Because you’re too close to your parents
Because you’re too picky
Because you’re too judgmental
Because you’re a homebody
Because you’re so damn angry
....And that’s why you’re single!
Whenever anyone you know exemplifies any of the categories above, take a sharp pencil, point it at them and say, “And that’s why you’re single!” It’s catchy and works for anything.
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